After fighting your procurement log all week and wondering if long-leads are secretly plotting against you, you deserve a cold one — or at least a shirt that pretends you have time for one. Procurement Lager celebrates the brave souls who track submittals, chase vendors, and somehow keep the project from slipping six months.

It’s crisp, refreshing, and pairs beautifully with the sound of someone asking, “Hey, did we ever order that?” Wear it proudly — you’ve earned this fake beer more than any real one.

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