After wearing a hard hat long enough to permanently reshape your skull, your hair doesn’t just look bad — it’s filing an OSHA complaint.

That’s why you’re lucky. Truly blessed. Because now something precious gets to grace that egghead:

A PLOT hat.
A majestic, PLOT-issued dome cover engineered to hide the absolute chaos happening under there. It won’t fix your hair, but it will distract from it.

Wear it with pride.
Wear it with relief.
Wear it knowing your head has never deserved anything this nice.

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